|Condition of Use Statement
We want to keep this simple. We have to because we already keel-hauled all of the attorneys onboard! SO HERE IT IS - We make products. You like products, you buy products. You tell friends who like the shirts, and they buy shirts! It's that simple.
You don't take anything personally. If you don't like a particular product, you don't look at it, and/or you don't buy it. It's that simple.
NO GUARANTEE OF PRODUCT FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR USE IS MADE.
That being said, you agree to use our products for their intended purpose. You wear jewelry how it is intended, you wear a shirt how it is intended. All products are checked for quality and functionality before it leaves the warehouse. If you picked the wrong size, send it back and we will replace it for the right size but you will be responsible for the shipping and handling again, unless it's our mistake upon which we will challenge our fulfillment team to a game of drunken tablero and then when they pass out draw funny quotes all over their faces in permanent marker and then ship you back the correct order at our cost.
YOU AS THE CUSTOMER AND PURCHASER ASSUME ALL RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY DAMAGES THAT OCCUR AS A RESULT OF THE PROPER, UNPROPER OR INNAPROPRIATE USE OF ANY PRODUCTS LISTED OR SOLD ON THIS SITE! If you wear a funny shirt to a company dinner party and as a result get fired...THAT'S ALL ON YOU! If you light one of our products on fire (whether it says to do it on the product, or even if the product is designed to be set on fire as an example) YOU BEAR THE FULL RESPONSIBILITY OF THE CONSEQUENCES THE MINUTE YOU IGNITE THE PRODUCT! Know what you are doing and how to do it properly and safely before you do it (and no, we will not teach you how to do it).
Raid This and all internet properties are wholly owned or licensed by Hemmer Media Productions in Portland, OR. If you do something stupid with our product and want to contact us for action, you agree to abide by the laws of the State of Oregon, in the United States of America. If you have a question about the use of an intellectual property, contact firstname.lastname@example.org. We reserve the right to all priviliges of copyright that are allowed by United States code and the Berne Convention. If you want to use our product a particular way that you don't see available on our site, email email@example.com and we can arrange to have what you want made legally.
Information provided by this site is provided 'as is' without warranty of any kind. The user assumes the entire risk as to application and the use of this information. E-mail documents received from the website may be copied for the user's use only and may not be distributed or otherwise sold or copied for sale or distribution. If you don't like what we tell you in regards to a situation and you decide to go on Dateline to talk trash about it, and share this priviliged form of communication, Raid This/Hemmer Media reserves the right to take legal action.
The information and products on this site is presented for the general benefit of the user. This information is non-contractual and non-binding. If you do not agree to not hold Raid This/Hemmer Media, it's employees, owners, family and associates financially or otherwise responsible for any results relating to the use of information and products acquired from the internet site or its email messages, please leave this site.
Jurisdiction: This website shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of Oregon, USA, without regard to its choice of law rules.
Severability: If any portion of this statement is found to be unenforceable, or not compliant with the laws of Oregon, USA, it will in no way effect the other portions and enforceability of this statement.
Any questions, correspondence or articles sent to the website become the property of Raid This and Hemmer Media and may be excerpted, edited and quoted as needed. As explained in our Privacy Statement, all contact information will remain private.
Contacting the Web Site
If you have any questions about these matters, the practices of this site, or your dealings with this Web site, please contact:
David Hemmer, Owner
Hemmer Media Productions